First off, I wasn't drinking. I swear.

Today on our way to the grocery I found a dog tied to a pole, lying on the floor. As we came closer, I noticed something was wrong with it: its head had a BIG HOLE where its upper and forehead were supposed to be, as if it had imploded. I guess it was some kind of infection or something. You could see its rotten brain in the open, with flies coming in and out, and its eye sockets were flat, as if its eyes had dried inside. Up to that point, gross enough as it is, I felt pity for the poor dog and the terrible death it must have suffered.

But then, all of a sudden, lo and behold, THE DOG ROSE AND STARTED TO BARK AT US.

WHAT

THE

FUCK!?!?!?

When we told our story at the grocery they told us the dog has been around for a couple of days now.

Dear Freaky Dog: There's a big friggin' hole in your head. You can't hide the fact that your brain is black rotten 'cause... well, you don't have a skull to hide it. As sad as that is, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, not scaring the living crap out of people passing by. Freaking zombie.

(Any of you have any idea of how is this possible, how come this dog is alive???)

So yeah. I tried to get back to the site as before, but i have a tight schedule at school with a crazy teacher that already asigned us a 25 chapters book, 6 presentations, and two system to design. So, I barely have time to get online at all. This sucks :\

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HIM. He kisses Gwen Stacy, the same way he did with MJ in the first movie, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MARY JANE AND ON LIVE NATION WIDE BROADCAST. FOR FUCKS SAKE, HE EVEN TOLD HER "Check this out".

You'd think "oh, but is not his fault, the symbiote influences the host's behavior and..." WROOOONG. THAT WAS JUST HIM. NO SYMBIOTE OR WHATEVER. AND THEN HE'S ALL SURPRISED WHEN HE FINDS OUT MARY JEAN IS FREAKING PISSED ABOUT IT.

What a dick.

And you just don't want to know what he did after. Stupid screenwriters made me hate Spiderman. I mean, SpiderDICK.

_{^{Sometimes I sound so like a girl ¬¬}}

UPDATE

Check this out!! HILARIOUS

The winner is: *JadeVala

(audience: "the winner?" "what is he talking about?" "who the hell is this guy anyways ")

Uh, remember an avatar contest I held AGES AGO? Well, even though I decided the winner since then, I was: 1. Broke; 2. Away, 3. Being poo

So, now that I'm back to be a living human (kinda), I could finally announce it (and thus give her the prize)

Sorry for the delay, Rachael Hope you enjoy your sub

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