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ACTUAL ZOMBIE DOG

Journal Entry: Fri May 25, 2007, 1:42 PM
  • Mood: Suffering
  • Listening to: No Regret Life - Sono Shunkan ni
  • Reading: Fundamentos de Bases de Datos
  • Watching: Yuniol
BEST VIEWED IN FIREFOX. LIKE... SERIOUSLY. YOU ARE MISSING THE BEST PART.


First off, I wasn't drinking. I swear.

Today on our way to the grocery I found a dog tied to a pole, lying on the floor. As we came closer, I noticed something was wrong with it: its head had a BIG HOLE where its upper and forehead were supposed to be, as if it had imploded. I guess it was some kind of infection or something. You could see its rotten brain in the open, with flies coming in and out, and its eye sockets were flat, as if its eyes had dried inside. Up to that point, gross enough as it is, I felt pity for the poor dog and the terrible death it must have suffered.

But then, all of a sudden, lo and behold, THE DOG ROSE AND STARTED TO BARK AT US.

WHAT

THE

FUCK!?!?!?

When we told our story at the grocery they told us the dog has been around for a couple of days now.

Dear Freaky Dog: There's a big friggin' hole in your head. You can't hide the fact that your brain is black rotten 'cause... well, you don't have a skull to hide it. As sad as that is, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, not scaring the living crap out of people passing by. Freaking zombie.

(Any of you have any idea of how is this possible, how come this dog is alive???)



The highlight of my days.
The dreams of my nights.
The woman of my life.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 25
  • Current Residence: Santo Domingo
  • Favourite game: Unreal Tournament
  • Favourite gaming platform: ATARI 8D
  • Favourite cartoon character: Shikamaru
  • Personal Quote: Live each day as if it was the last one. Some day, it will.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils, Corel PhotoPaint

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~juanikitoex:iconjuanikitoex: Feb 12, 2008, 6:26:08 AM
Tu te ha vuelto na, ke e lo ke ta pasando contigo?...
~EL3RD:iconEL3RD: Dec 7, 2007, 9:50:37 PM
Sup my man.. chillin' .. Everything good with yoU..
~FireDolphin:iconFireDolphin: Dec 5, 2007, 8:05:17 AM
:hug:

Disculpa que nunca respondí. Tenía siglos que no entraba al site ^^;

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Seriously, the Death Star was the only doomsday device that made sense (compared to the "I'll destroy Earth with me on it lol lol lol" type of doomsday device)
~M-tel
~FireDolphin:iconFireDolphin: Dec 5, 2007, 8:04:34 AM
Heeeey! How are you brother?

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Seriously, the Death Star was the only doomsday device that made sense (compared to the "I'll destroy Earth with me on it lol lol lol" type of doomsday device)
~M-tel
~piamota:iconpiamota: Sep 13, 2007, 4:13:01 AM
O__O que raro no habia chekiado tu galeria mejor anteriormente! Quizas lo deje para despues y nunca lo hice *slaps self*

Tienes demaciados dibujos que me encantan! T_T
Vas a plagar mi seccion de favoritos!
~EL3RD:iconEL3RD: Sep 12, 2007, 12:24:30 PM
:wave: What's up? What's been going on with you?
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But, then again, that's what one night stands are for, getting to know people....
~open-lock:iconopen-lock: Sep 9, 2007, 6:42:21 PM
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But, then again, that's what one night stands are for, getting to know people....
*who-stole-MY-name:iconwho-stole-MY-name: Sep 4, 2007, 11:47:08 AM
WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I LY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WASHED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE U LOVE INCLUDING ME. IF U SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 45 MINUTES, THEN TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER "I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU!

Today is love your friends day. Send this to all your friends and me if I am one. If you get 7 back then you're LOVED" ???

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Revenge makes you equal to your enemy, Forgiveness makes you superior -Anonymous

I am Yori in the Disney Directory Character Claimer Crew [link]
~EL3RD:iconEL3RD: Aug 28, 2007, 9:04:11 AM
[link]
Damn I wish I had won..unfortunately not..:(
~FireDolphin:iconFireDolphin: Aug 28, 2007, 7:43:08 AM
So, did you win the loto? =P

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Seriously, the Death Star was the only doomsday device that made sense (compared to the "I'll destroy Earth with me on it lol lol lol" type of doomsday device)
~M-tel
~EL3RD:iconEL3RD: Aug 15, 2007, 8:36:56 PM
:wave: :star: Thanks for your comments my friend! I'll try to visit more often and keep in contact much more! :beer: :boogie:
~FireDolphin:iconFireDolphin: Aug 14, 2007, 8:52:45 PM
wepaaaaaaa! :D

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Seriously, the Death Star was the only doomsday device that made sense (compared to the "I'll destroy Earth with me on it lol lol lol" type of doomsday device)
~M-tel
~FireDolphin:iconFireDolphin: Aug 14, 2007, 8:51:46 PM
:blush:

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Seriously, the Death Star was the only doomsday device that made sense (compared to the "I'll destroy Earth with me on it lol lol lol" type of doomsday device)
~M-tel
~FireDolphin:iconFireDolphin: Aug 14, 2007, 8:51:28 PM
hey! pucha, un poco tarde respondi no? como estas?

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Seriously, the Death Star was the only doomsday device that made sense (compared to the "I'll destroy Earth with me on it lol lol lol" type of doomsday device)
~M-tel
~FireDolphin:iconFireDolphin: Aug 14, 2007, 8:51:01 PM
una poca

e que me llevo la camiona!

pero ya volvi :P

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Seriously, the Death Star was the only doomsday device that made sense (compared to the "I'll destroy Earth with me on it lol lol lol" type of doomsday device)
~M-tel
~FireDolphin:iconFireDolphin: Aug 14, 2007, 8:50:25 PM
:)

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Seriously, the Death Star was the only doomsday device that made sense (compared to the "I'll destroy Earth with me on it lol lol lol" type of doomsday device)
~M-tel
~piamota:iconpiamota: Aug 1, 2007, 3:36:14 PM
Wee ~

Dominicans~

*watches* ^^
~SlaveOfChaos:iconSlaveOfChaos: Jul 26, 2007, 2:36:18 PM Mood: Joy
No problem, you work is awesome :)

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Put an end to world hunger, eat stupid people.

I've disowned reality. My fake lives are much more interesting.
~juanikitoex:iconjuanikitoex: Jul 20, 2007, 8:15:20 AM
Estas medio predido
*tulipangel:icontulipangel: Jun 8, 2007, 9:35:42 PM
:nod:

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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
~FireDolphin:iconFireDolphin: Jun 8, 2007, 9:08:20 PM
thanks!!!

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Seriously, the Death Star was the only doomsday device that made sense (compared to the "I'll destroy Earth with me on it lol lol lol" type of doomsday device)
~M-tel
~FireDolphin:iconFireDolphin: Jun 8, 2007, 9:07:46 PM
You are very welcome :bow:

Hope you like it here =P

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Seriously, the Death Star was the only doomsday device that made sense (compared to the "I'll destroy Earth with me on it lol lol lol" type of doomsday device)
~M-tel